It's that time of year again, my friends. Last year, I decided to get caught up in the March Madness season by creating my own little tournament here at album-a-day.com. Here's the basic premise:
- I select 4 artists or bands that I really like and have a pretty large collection of and divide them amongst the 4 regions.
- Within each region, I assign a song by that region's artist to each team that I feel either describes the team, my feelings about their tourney hopes, or is just funny.
It's pretty simple. I don't try to determine a winner from that, I just set the field of 65 and leave it to play out as it will. Last year's inaugural region artists were The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Prince, and the eventual champion Jay-Z. I only say Jay was the champion because Kansas happened to be in his region. Last year's regions were a little arbitrary in their assignment. This year, like a good tournament director, I'm going to try and keep artists close to home. That being said, your regions this year are:
MIDWEST- Michael Jackson. Jacko is about to embark on his 50 show farewell concert tour, so he's got to get a shout-out. Plus, he's from Gary, Indiana, so the Midwest is where he wants to be.
EAST- The Wu-Tang Clan. Now, this is going to be a bit tougher of a sell. When I say Wu-Tang, I'm including solo efforts under everyone in the Wu. That means we're not just limited to Wu-Tang albums but we've also got ODB, Method Man, and my favorite, Ghostface Killah to work with as well. Representing NY, they're at home in the East.
SOUTH- Stevie Wonder. Stevie might be my favorite musician of all time, and I'm shocked that I didn't go with Stevie in the inaugural version of March Madness, but better late than never, right? While Stevie is from Michigan, his gritty, soulful sound echoes the South.
WEST- Steely Dan. It tends to surprise some people, but yes, I am a Steely Dan fan. Smart lyrics, jazz influence, intricate phrasing, the mu major chord…I love it all. While Becker and Fagan are both from the East Coast and met in NY, their heyday has a particularly yacht-rock feel to it, embracing the California culture that they called their home at the time.
All right, let's get to it!
The "Michael Jackson Region"
- Louisville- "Ease On Down the Road" (The Wiz Soundtrack, 1978). So we're starting with the most obscure Jacko song in my collection. However, Louisville should be able to ease on down the road to at least the elite 8. They're probably the most balanced team in the field right now. They play offense and defense very well and won both the Big East regular season and conference championship titles. However, during the regular season, they only played Pitt and UConn once during the regular season and didn't face either of them in the conference tournament, so some could question exactly how prepared to play a top-flight team they are. Even though I hate the Big Ten, I do think Michigan State could give them a tough game.
- Michigan State- "Dancing Machine" (G.I.T.- Get It Together, 1973). Okay so it's a Jackson 5 song, but we all know that Michael was the heart and soul of the J5. I picked this song because of Tom Izzo, Michigan State coach who is indeed a dancing machine when it comes to tournament time. His experience in the big dance gives him an edge over many teams in the field as I am a firm believer that experience, whether it be on the court or the sidelines is big come March.
- Kansas- "Remember the Time" (Dangerous, 1993). So…remember that time that Kansas won a national championship? Like last year? A lot of people don't, and Coach Bill Self and crew are out to change that. Though the entire starting lineup is completely different than last year's team, that experience is big.
- Wake Forest- "The Lost Children" (Invincible, 2001). Spending time at #1 this year, Wake Forest might be the biggest fraud in the region. That being said, they might also be the most dangerous team in the bracket as well. The problem with Wake is that they look good for stretches, and then the other time, they look absolutely abysmal. It seems as though when they're at home, they're great, but on the road, they're lost. Too bad the tournament isn't played at Wake…
- Utah- "I Wanna Be Where You Are" (Got To Be There, 1972). Utah has a fantastic position: their first round opponent has no business being in the field of 65. Many teams would love to be in that position.
- West Virginia- "Dangerous" (Dangerous, 1993). A forgotten Big East team, West Virginia has enough firepower (read Alex Ruoff) to be a dangerous first round matchup. Or Sweet 16 matchup if I'm being honest…
- Boston College- "Who Is It?" (Dangerous, 1993). What team will show up? The team that beat UNC or the team that went out and lost to Harvard the very next game? You tell me.
- Ohio State- "I Can't Help It" (Off The Wall, 1979). I just can't but pick against the Big Ten. I don't know where my Big Ten bias came from, but I always underestimate them. Especially with Thad Motta losing a lot of his stars to the NBA, I just can't help doubt this team. On an unrelated note, this song was penned by Stevie "South Region" Wonder for Michael.
- Siena- "Keep the Faith" (Dangerous, 1993). For the sake of all mid-majors here, I've got to pull for Siena. That and the fact that I've gone on record bashing Ohio State just a moment ago...
- USC- "Working Day and Night"- (Off the Wall, 1979). I love the way the USC plays all 40 minutes of the game. They never give up, never pack it in. That's why they're dangerous.
- Dayton-
"They Don't Care About Us" (HIStory, 1995). The "us" here being the Atlantic-10 Conference. Although it is encouraging that the A-10 did get 3 teams in this year. Maybe the A-10 is back to being the top mid-major that it once was. - Arizona- "Stranger in Moscow" (HIStory, 1995). I toyed with the idea of using Dangerous' "Give in to Me", because I think the tournament committee gave into the fact Arizona has been in the tournament every year that I've been alive (true story) and gave them an undeserving place. However, I settled on Stranger in Moscow because they just don't fit here. They lost 5 of their last 6 games down the stretch and are streaky at very best. This spot should be Saint Mary's.
- Cleveland State- "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" (Bad, 1987). You've got to love these upstart small conference teams that show promise. I love the way they get after it on defense, too. Combine that with the road woes of Wake Forest and you've got an upset in the making.
- North Dakota State- "Butterflies" (Invincible, 2001). This team's offensive prowess scares me. I mean, they can straight up shoot the rock. However, I think their Cinderella season will ultimately come to an early end.
- Robert Morris- "It's Great To Be Here" (Maybe Tomorrow, 1971). Playing against Michigan State, their chances are pretty bleak. They're just happy to be in the dance.
- Play-In Winner- "Beat It" (Thriller, 1982). Sorry guys. I'd say you can feel pretty safe in booking that early return flight home.
The "Wu-Tang" Region
- Pittsburgh- "Be This Way" (Ghostface Killah, The Pretty Toney LP, 2003). So I hold onto my perception of teams for a while, and I've always had the idea that Jamie Dixon and Pitt just can't win the big game. They're one of the most balanced teams in the field, but they give me many question marks: are they really healthy? Will the boys be able to make the adjustment from the physical Big East officiating to a little more scrutiny? History tells me that Pitt can't make it past the Sweet 16, and while I don't think that'll be true this year, I think they won't make it out of the region, and like Ghost's song says…"it's gonna always be this way".
- Duke- "Weak Spot" (8 Diagrams, 2007). So Duke is a good squad. That hurt me to type as a Carolina fan, but they are. However, there is one glaring weak spot: the middle. Duke is soft in the middle, and ultimately, I think that might be their undoing.
- Villanova- "For Heaven's Sake" (Forever, 1997). Do I really have Nova in my Final Four? I don't know what the world is coming to. Back to back compliments of Duke and Villanova? I hate both of those teams. However, Nova gets the benefit of playing two home games in the first two rounds, then playing a Duke team that doesn't match up well with them, followed by playing a Pitt team that they already beat once this year. Sounds like a simple road to the final four for me.
- Xavier- "Man Up" (Ghostface Killah, Put It on the Line, 2005). Xavier is ass. I said it. I think Portland State is going to beat them. However, I also wouldn't be surprised if Xavier made the Sweet 16 again…I just have no faith in them.
- Florida State- "Unpredictable" (8 Diagrams, 2007). Let's see which FSU team shows up. There's the one that could make the Sweet 16 or the one that could give you your classic 5-12 upset.
- UCLA- "The City" (Forever, 1997). I think UCLA's downfall will come down to the location they play their second round game…in Philadelphia against Villanova.
- Texas- "Booby Trap" (RZA, Digi Snacks, 2008). Texas is a team that if their shots are falling and the big man in the middle plays like he has shown he can down the stretch could knock off Duke. Of course, they could just be the booby trap in my bracket, too. That's why they play the games.
- Oklahoma State- "Knuckleheadz (Raekwon, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx…, 1995). I hate OK State. I hate their team, I hate their mascot, and I hate their stupid little hand gesture. Bunch of knuckleheads.
- Tennessee- "9 Milli Bros." (Ghostface Killah, Fishscale, 2006). I chose this song because Bruce Pearl's boys are a bunch of shooters. They can shoot their way to victory and they can shoot themselves right out of a game as well.
- Minnesota- "Second Coming" (Forever, 1997). So Tubby is back with a new squad. Sadly I think this'll be a quick exit for a man who was once my favorite basketball coach.
- Virginia Commonwealth- "Older Gods" (Forever, 1997). So everyone is big on the VCU bandwagon…but that was 2007's team that beat Duke. There's only one kid from that team left. Let's not celebrate the son for the accomplishments of the father.
- Wisconsin- "Investigative Reports" (GZA, Liquid Swords, 1995). I'll be honest, I don't know much about this year's Wisconsin team. Yeah…that's about it.
- Portland State- "Rollin' Wit You" (Ol' Dirty Bastard, Nigga Please, 1999).
I'm taking these guys to beat Xavier. You heard it here first. - American- "Tearz" (Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers, 1993). That's what they'll be crying after Nova puts it on them.
- Binghamton- "Shame on a Nigga" (Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers, 1993). Shame on you if you pick them to win this game.
- East Tennessee State- "Nigga Please" (Ol' Dirty Bastard, Nigga Please, 1999). Well, one team from Tennessee will win a game in this region…sadly it's not this one.
The "Stevie Wonder" Region
- North Carolina- "Don't You Worry 'Bout A Thing"- (Innervisions, 1973). So the big thing on everyone's mind is how is Ty Lawson's toe going to hold up? I'll be honest, it's plaguing me as a UNC fan to know. However, if I know Ty, I know he'll come and give each game everything he's got, so I'm not going to worry about it. To Detroit we go!
- Oklahoma-
"Big Brother"- (Talking Book, 1972). So this is a bit of a cop-out, but that Blake Griffin….he's one big brother, isn't he? Probably the best player in college basketball. It's a shame that if he's off, Oklahoma is done. Talk about pressure. - Syracuse- "Keep On Running" (Music of My Mind, 1972). Syracuse just doesn't seem to get tired. After their 6 overtime thriller in the Big East tournament, people though they wouldn't have any legs to beat West Virginia and they did. Now everyone is saying that they'll be too tired for the tournament, but I just don't see that being an issue.
- Gonzaga- "These Three Words" (Jungle Fever Soundtrack, 1991). When looking at the pregame injury report in the Sweet 16, all Gonzaga needs for a chance at victory is to see these three words: Ty Lawson- OUT. They're the only team in the region that can go back and forth with UNC and maybe win.
- Illinois- "Too High" (Innervisions, 1973). They're simply seeded too high. This Illini team isn't that good, and especially with a key injury their best player, they're ripe for a quick exit.
- Arizona State- "All Day Sucker" (Songs In The Key of Life, 1976). You're a sucker if you think that this inconsistent Arizona State team will pose too much of a threat for Temple. Okay, so maybe sucker is a strong term, but Temple is the team in this region that is built to beat them. Temple will have no problem with their match-up 1-3-1 zone because they also run a version of it. LaVoy Allen and Sergio Olmos should also pose problems for a young ASU squad on the glass.
- Clemson- "Stay Gold" (Natural Wonder, 1995). If Clemson can just keep focused for 40 minutes, they'll have no problem advancing to the 2nd round and maybe even the Sweet 16.
- Louisiana State- "Too Shy To Say" (Fullfillingness' First Finale, 1974). I'm not too shy to say that I don't know much about this LSU team outside of the fact that Tyrus Thomas and Glen Davis are no longer there.
- Butler- "Tuesday Heartbreak" (Talking Book, 1972). After their heartbreaking loss to Cleveland State in the Horizon League Final last Tuesday, this Butler team has something to prove. Look for that momentum to push them past LSU in a first round "upset".
- Michigan- "Go Home" (In Square Circle, 1985). I'm sorry, but how is Michigan in and not Penn State? They're got a better overall record, they've got a better conference record, and they've got better wins. Granted they did beat Penn State by 20, but still. Go home, Wolverines. Go home.
- Temple- "Lately" (Hotter Than July, 1980). Lately, Temple has been playing great basketball. With Allen and Olmos patrolling the lane and Dionté Christmas being the fucking man everywhere else, they're a tough out.
- Western Kentucky- "Ms. and Mr. Little Ones" (Natural Wonder, 1995). Representing out there for all the little mid-majors is Western Kentucky. Thankfully, the committee had mercy on you and pitted you against a hollow Illinois squad. Welcome to the 2nd round.
- Akron- "Village Ghetto Land" (Songs in the Key of Life, 1976). I'm sorry, but all I know about Akron is that it's a mess. Yet it did produce LeBron James, so maybe they're onto something in basketball.
- Stephen F. Austin- "Smile Please" (Fullfillingness' First Finale, 1974). It's the least you can do. You know, smile for the pictures and all.
- Morgan State- "I Just Called To Say I Love You" (The Woman In Red Soundtrack, 1984). Someone has to show them some love, because Oklahoma sure wont.
- Radford- "It Ain't No Use" (Fullfillingness' First Finale, 1974). No 16 seed has defeated a 1 seed. I don't see a reason this should be any different, Ty Lawson or not.
The "Steely Dan" Region
- Connecticut- "Kings" (Can't Buy a Thrill, 1972). So to the winner goes the spoils, and UConn did a lot of winning this year. They're a one seed and everyone sings their praises. However, kings do fall, and I see this king falling to Memphis.
- Memphis- "Do It Again" (Can't Buy a Thrill, 1972). The big question with this Memphis team is can John Calipari do it again and get his team back to the Final Four. I think so. This Memphis team might not have the same star quality as last year's but I think overall they're a more fundamentally sound squad…and they won't shoot themselves in the foot at the free throw line.
- Missouri- "Dirty Work" (Can't Buy a Thrill, 1972). Missouri doesn't like to do the dirty work it takes to win games, like box out and close out on every shot. A fundamentally sound team (read Utah State) could beat them if they're not careful.
- Washington- "Sign in Stranger" (The Royal Scam, 1976). It seems as though these Huskies have gotten lost up in Washington and no one seems to know much about them. While the Pac-10 was down this year, this jewel of the conference was still very good. They could turn a few heads this tourney.
- Purdue- "Your Gold Teeth" (Countdown to Ecstasy, 1973). Purdue is like your gold teeth. They might look nice, but when you get down to it, they're fake.
- Marquette- "What a Shame About Me" (Two Against Nature, 2000). Marquette was good for most of the season, but a key injury late might really hurt them for the tourney. What a shame.
- California- "Change of the Guard" (Can't Buy a Thrill, 1972). So Cal's mediocre right now, but I'll say this: they might win the Pac-10 next year.
- Brigham Young- "Third World Man" (Gaucho, 1980). So while BYU might seem foreign to a lot of people, they might surprise you this year. Don't let the Mountain West fool you.
- Texas A&M- "Your Gold Teeth II" (Katy Lied, 1975). See: Purdue.
- Maryland- "My Rival" (Gaucho, 1980). I can recall every single time I've ever rooted for Maryland: anytime they play Saint Joes and anytime they play Duke. When Duke came back from a 10 point deficit in the 2001 ACC tournament, I almost cried. Not because Maryland lost, but because Duke would have something to brag about. Anyways, outside of Duke and SJU, I don't like Maryland. However, they say you should know your enemy, and I've seen my fair share of Maryland ball over the years; enough to say they should beat Cal.
- Utah State- "Any Major Dude Will Tell You" (Pretzel Logic, 1974). Anyone well versed in college basketball will tell you Utah State is no pushover. With a great Aussie post presence and solid outside shooting, they're a dangerous squad. Remember the last Aussie big man they had? Yeah, he turned out okay.
- Northern Iowa- "My Old School" (Countdown to Ecstasy, 1973). I used to pick Northern Iowa as an upset every year and it rarely worked out for me. I'm not going to follow that pattern again this year.
- Mississippi State- "Kid Charlemagne" (The Royal Scam, 1976). I'll be honest; I didn't even think they were in the tournament this year. Steely Dan's story about a titan who has a loud and mighty fall from grace is oddly applicable to this Mississippi State program.
- Cornell- "Daddy Don't Live in That New York No More" (Katy Lied, 1975). The darlings of the Ivy, Cornell has a tough road to hoe against Missouri. They could win, but it's doubtful. Away from Ithaca, who knows what they'll do.
- California State-Northridge- "Only a Fool Would Say That" (Can't Buy a Thrill, 1972). Only a fool would say Northridge has a shot in this one.
- Chattanooga- "Deacon Blues" (Aja, 1977). I had to find a way to include Steely Dan's best album, so in honor of Chattanooga's impending loss, I'll just recite this one line from Steely Dan's opus about a loveable loser, "Deacon Blues": "They got a name for the winners in the world/ I want a name when I lose". Loser, thy name shall be Chattanooga.

